








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 322 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3999 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4171 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4945 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5109 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,959 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dumpster Fire | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Scar | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | corey ✿ܓ | 60% | 118 |
| #4 | xpERIENCE | 59% | 258 |
| #5 | Stile°スタイル | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | hipposaver | 55% | 195 |
| #10 | Hobo:) | 50% | 40 |
| #11 | waterfallez | 46% | 37 |
| #12 | skp | 41% | 44 |
| #13 | Daemos | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xpERIENCE | 1093 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | hipposaver | 764 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | j-iwnl- | 629 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #4 | corey ✿ܓ | 475 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #5 | skp | 191 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scar | +2.57 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | waterfallez | +2.24 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | Dumpster Fire | +2.11 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Civil- | +1.57 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | hipposaver | +1.29 | 94 | 65 |





