








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 454 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5981 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4596 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6052 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4023 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,558 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dumpster Fire | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | j-iwnl- | 62% | 73 |
| #3 | corey ✿ܓ | 61% | 109 |
| #4 | Scar | 61% | 102 |
| #5 | Mustang | 59% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | hipposaver | 58% | 146 |
| #8 | Daemos | 50% | 28 |
| #9 | Civil- | 48% | 29 |
| #10 | skp | 42% | 38 |
| #11 | Hobo:) | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustang | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #2 | Daemos | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustang | 941 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | hipposaver | 608 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Scar | 449 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | corey ✿ܓ | 433 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | j-iwnl- | 389 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scar | +1.70 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Dumpster Fire | +1.56 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | hipposaver | +1.32 | 94 | 65 |
| #4 | Mustang | +1.22 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | xpERIENCE | +0.96 | 79 | 66 |





