








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Faceit | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9756 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8322 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5393 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5725 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,042,830 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xpERIENCE | 61% | 109 |
| #2 | j-iwnl- | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Mustang | 60% | 118 |
| #4 | hipposaver | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | Jimbo | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 清澈的眼睛 | 55% | 349 |
| #7 | spawn | 55% | 73 |
| #8 | krook | 54% | 50 |
| #9 | Civil- | 52% | 81 |
| #10 | hubert | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 清澈的眼睛 | 44 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | spawn | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Mustang | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | xpERIENCE | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Jimbo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 清澈的眼睛 | 1219 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #2 | xpERIENCE | 475 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | Mustang | 419 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Civil- | 373 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | spawn | 224 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corey ✿ܓ | +1.44 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | xpERIENCE | +1.30 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Civil- | +1.28 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | hipposaver | +1.28 | 94 | 68 |
| #5 | j-iwnl- | +1.28 | 84 | 58 |





