








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 348 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5605 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6212 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5767 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5484 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,143,322 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | LowBudget- | 44% | 134 |
| #11 | Jay2k1 | 43% | 247 |
| #12 | Niya | 39% | 51 |
| #13 | ClintMAN | 39% | 36 |
| #14 | K A Z 4 K | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z3n | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Annex | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | F!N*-* RinaLaLeaf | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Jay2k1 | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | robznetix | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »ℒisza (♛)» | 903 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | Annex | 617 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | robznetix | 560 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | F!N*-* RinaLaLeaf | 487 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | Roxas | 342 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord_Monchichi | +4.96 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Roxas | +3.36 | 74 | 82 |
| #3 | robznetix | +2.40 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Annex | +2.02 | 86 | 67 |
| #5 | z3n | +1.68 | 73 | 47 |





