








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 393 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7046 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6259 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3793 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4836 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,312 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLk | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | LowBudget- | 58% | 104 |
| #3 | Roxas | 57% | 136 |
| #4 | hAcky | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | Jay2k1 | 55% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | F!N*-* RinaLaLeaf | 54% | 193 |
| #7 | Annex | 51% | 291 |
| #8 | hansmeister2000 | 47% | 170 |
| #9 | K A Z 4 K | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | robznetix | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Annex | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Roxas | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | hansmeister2000 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | LowBudget- | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | robznetix | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F!N*-* RinaLaLeaf | 872 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Annex | 794 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #3 | Roxas | 539 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | hansmeister2000 | 505 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | LowBudget- | 238 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLk | +3.46 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Roxas | +3.22 | 73 | 81 |
| #3 | Annex | +2.45 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | robznetix | +1.26 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | LowBudget- | +0.49 | 84 | 61 |





