








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 373 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3946 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4239 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3435 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3718 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,969,423 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLk | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | LowBudget- | 55% | 162 |
| #3 | F!N*-* RinaLaLeaf | 53% | 217 |
| #4 | Roxas | 52% | 174 |
| #5 | »ℒisza (♛)» | 51% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | hAcky | 50% | 133 |
| #7 | Jay2k1 | 49% | 195 |
| #8 | hansmeister2000 | 48% | 239 |
| #9 | robznetix | 46% | 82 |
| #10 | K A Z 4 K | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roxas | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | »ℒisza (♛)» | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | LowBudget- | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | hAcky | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | K A Z 4 K | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »ℒisza (♛)» | 1651 | 0.26 | 44 min |
| #2 | F!N*-* RinaLaLeaf | 1027 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #3 | Roxas | 712 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #4 | hansmeister2000 | 682 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #5 | LowBudget- | 427 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roxas | +3.37 | 74 | 82 |
| #2 | nLk | +2.99 | 86 | 73 |
| #3 | Annex | +2.13 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | robznetix | +1.27 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | LowBudget- | +0.39 | 84 | 62 |





