








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4003 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6186 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3389 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4767 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,504,413 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLk | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | »ℒisza (♛)» | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Roxas | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Hoax🍋 | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | Annex | 50% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay2k1 | 11 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | iQQ. | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | hansmeister2000 | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Niya | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | LowBudget- | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay2k1 | 551 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #2 | hansmeister2000 | 518 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Niya | 379 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | LowBudget- | 338 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Annex | 313 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLk | +4.88 | 88 | 82 |
| #2 | iQQ. | +4.47 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | Roxas | +3.95 | 80 | 83 |
| #4 | renegerd | +3.38 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | CyaN | +2.84 | 67 | 67 |





