








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1517 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1203 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1167 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 955 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,639 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumnis | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | vibzi | 59% | 58 |
| #3 | Dr_Stingy | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | Breezy | 56% | 64 |
| #5 | RicKuRuKuS | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Breezy | 56% | 64 |
| #5 | RicKuRuKuS | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | nvrx | 56% | 36 |
| #7 | norepinephrinaut | 53% | 15 |
| #8 | doomster | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr_Stingy | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Tumnis | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Breezy | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | vibzi | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumnis | 257 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Breezy | 222 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | nvrx | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | vibzi | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dr_Stingy | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNORESSS | +2.23 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | Breezy | +1.39 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | nvrx | +1.07 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | Tumnis | +0.84 | 60 | 69 |
| #5 | doomster | +0.38 | 69 | 65 |





