








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 523 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1381 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 884 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 844 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $584,154 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicKuRuKuS | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | SNORESSS | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Breezy | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | vibzi | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | Tumnis | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SNORESSS | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Breezy | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | vibzi | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | Tumnis | 40% | 63 |
| #6 | Dr_Stingy | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr_Stingy | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | vibzi | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Tumnis | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | SNORESSS | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | RicKuRuKuS | 2 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumnis | 230 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Dr_Stingy | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | vibzi | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Breezy | 73 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | SNORESSS | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNORESSS | +2.93 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Breezy | +2.59 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | Tumnis | +1.66 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | vibzi | +0.84 | 61 | 44 |
| #5 | norepinephrinaut | -1.06 | 47 | 45 |





