








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1642 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3203 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2952 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2544 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,374 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danks | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | SNORESSS | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | nvrx | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Breezy | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | RicKuRuKuS | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vibzi | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Tumnis | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | norepinephrinaut | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Breezy | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | RicKuRuKuS | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumnis | 795 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | vibzi | 337 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Breezy | 212 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | RicKuRuKuS | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | SNORESSS | 134 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNORESSS | +2.58 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Danks | +2.44 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | Breezy | +2.10 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | Dortiz | +2.07 | 64 | 78 |
| #5 | nvrx | +1.56 | 71 | 56 |





