








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7138 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5408 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3531 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2140 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,620 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D | 65% | 82 |
| #2 | Shakooni_Mama | 60% | 131 |
| #3 | r!zzla|king | 59% | 160 |
| #4 | CHILLO_PUTI_KILLER | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | β£οΈAchilles | 54% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NO 1 LIKE ME | 29 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | ππ€π£ππ§ππ | 21 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Tyler | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | r!zzla|king | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | D | 8 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ€π£ππ§ππ | 612 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | NO 1 LIKE ME | 425 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | β£οΈAchilles | 276 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Valefarβ‘ | 272 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | D | 216 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r!zzla|king | +4.26 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | NO 1 LIKE ME | +2.11 | 58 | 52 |
| #3 | CHILLO_PUTI_KILLER | +1.55 | 72 | 27 |
| #4 | ππ€π£ππ§ππ | +1.47 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | D | +1.11 | 56 | 57 |





