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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 223 matches | ||
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




175 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8199 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8662 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3755 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6632 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,363 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ€π£ππ§ππ | 60% | 273 |
| #2 | r!zzla|king | 59% | 135 |
| #3 | Shakooni_Mama | 57% | 179 |
| #4 | Tyler | 56% | 156 |
| #5 | β£οΈAchilles | 54% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r!zzla|king | +3.47 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | Hawkk β‘βͺ #Road To SEM | +3.38 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | ππ€π£ππ§ππ | +1.89 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | NO 1 LIKE ME | +1.52 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | D | +0.16 | 52 | 57 |





