








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 410 | 18% |
| Smokes | 755 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 572 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 528 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,580 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bandit^5 ♿ | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Eo0 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | krutte | 61% | 69 |
| #4 | HlNe | 59% | 79 |
| #5 | +Zeeerix@ | 59% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Eo0 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | krutte | 61% | 69 |
| #4 | HlNe | 59% | 79 |
| #5 | +Zeeerix@ | 59% | 78 |
| #6 | Vixx | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +Zeeerix@ | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | krutte | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Eo0 | 2 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | HlNe | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Vixx | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HlNe | 249 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | +Zeeerix@ | 177 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | krutte | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Vixx | 135 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bandit^5 ♿ | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eo0 | +2.81 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | Delunt | +1.32 | 92 | 64 |
| #3 | Bandit^5 ♿ | +1.04 | 60 | 78 |
| #4 | +Zeeerix@ | +1.01 | 67 | 77 |
| #5 | HlNe | +0.52 | 73 | 62 |





