








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3779 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4516 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3441 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3044 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,928 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sælger benq xl2411t 144hz | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Bandit^5 ♿ | 60% | 80 |
| #3 | Delunt | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | Eo0 | 58% | 90 |
| #5 | Br00k^ | | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krutte | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Lars^Livsfarlig | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | DalleMand | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | HlNe | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Eo0 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HlNe | 614 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | Eo0 | 345 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Bandit^5 ♿ | 276 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | krutte | 234 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | ¤Hyrde'*' | 173 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eo0 | +1.95 | 78 | 78 |
| #2 | +Zeeerix@ | +1.88 | 64 | 77 |
| #3 | Delunt | +1.13 | 92 | 64 |
| #4 | Sælger benq xl2411t 144hz | +1.05 | 72 | 75 |
| #5 | HlNe | +0.90 | 72 | 67 |





