








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 421 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9786 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10223 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7504 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6870 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,151,123 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sLick | 62% | 53 |
| #2 | aimetti | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | pxl | 51% | 348 |
| #4 | p1mple | 47% | 112 |
| #5 | cockrox | 47% | 526 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LueKeN^ | 47% | 160 |
| #7 | Just 3lb0! | 43% | 145 |
| #8 | sno | 42% | 81 |
| #9 | CstarBizeps | 42% | 62 |
| #10 | freeze | 40% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | cockrox | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Just 3lb0! | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | LueKeN^ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | aimetti | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cockrox | 1895 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | pxl | 1632 | 0.24 | 43 min |
| #3 | freeze | 453 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | LueKeN^ | 377 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Just 3lb0! | 338 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | +5.57 | 87 | 87 |
| #2 | jK | +1.04 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | sLick | +0.89 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | freeze | -0.01 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | sno | -0.07 | 73 | 73 |





