








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4231 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5375 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4238 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4377 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,325,006 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | lukash1510 | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | Brain | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | LueKeN^ | 53% | 43 |
| #5 | freeze | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | bretterwiebeiobi | 47% | 76 |
| #13 | wshbr | 47% | 85 |
| #14 | Felix | 46% | 37 |
| #15 | buschingeR ¦] | 43% | 46 |
| #16 | jK | 43% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jK | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | lukash1510 | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | BERG | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Brain | 5 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | 797 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | jK | 486 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | cockrox | 476 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #4 | wshbr | 262 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | pxl | 237 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | +5.69 | 89 | 88 |
| #2 | BERG | +4.03 | 96 | 61 |
| #3 | Brain | +3.07 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | +2.53 | 88 | 65 |
| #5 | lukash1510 | +1.68 | 77 | 48 |





