








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6333 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6329 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6314 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5804 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,735,992 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAUNASKILLED | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Th*mpsn | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | chrizzo | 57% | 103 |
| #4 | r3ud1g3rru3d1g3r | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | pxl | 55% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jK | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | pxl | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Just 3lb0! | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Th*mpsn | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | chrizzo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrizzo | 645 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | pxl | 369 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | cockrox | 356 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | jK | 331 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | DOBZ | 296 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | +6.32 | 91 | 87 |
| #2 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | +3.13 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | chrizzo | +2.88 | 86 | 78 |
| #4 | fewo0 | +1.59 | 86 | 75 |
| #5 | DOBZ | +1.47 | 81 | 74 |





