








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2356 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2617 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2929 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3168 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,461 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARKYN | 40 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | pflasterwagenfahrer | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | God Prince | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | amg enjoyer | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ^hNe | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARKYN | 255 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | God Prince | 140 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | amg enjoyer | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | iTaXx' | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | pflasterwagenfahrer | 58 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARKYN | +6.88 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | God Prince | +4.04 | 95 | 55 |
| #3 | ^hNe | +2.20 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | amg enjoyer | +1.82 | 80 | 48 |
| #5 | iTaXx' | +1.48 | 64 | 42 |





