








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 921 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5205 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5120 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5062 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5999 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,933,061 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 690 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neoN ⛴ | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | nopejes | 62% | 175 |
| #3 | Youkker | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 59% | 169 |
| #5 | CR4X | 58% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Tasharel | 52% | 60 |
| #15 | ✪M1sterr | 51% | 43 |
| #16 | Schmandi | 50% | 54 |
| #17 | meta | 49% | 39 |
| #18 | Timatan | 25% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | flPP | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | w1tcher | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | CR4X | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | neoN ⛴ | 6 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flPP | 611 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | CR4X | 412 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | nopejes | 400 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | w1tcher | 391 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 384 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1tcher | +2.26 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | neoN ⛴ | +1.70 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | +1.63 | 89 | 69 |
| #4 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | +1.54 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | CR4X | +1.28 | 84 | 69 |





