








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4586 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4720 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3132 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3980 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,799 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 763 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | shrqnk | 61% | 83 |
| #14 | Tears | 61% | 23 |
| #15 | HarryPeppy | 53% | 32 |
| #16 | xShelly | 52% | 42 |
| #17 | ☯ Redia | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARKYN | +4.56 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | kasax | +3.28 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | God Prince | +3.15 | 94 | 60 |
| #4 | INST4NT | +2.16 | 89 | 70 |
| #5 | F18 | +2.05 | 88 | 58 |





