








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2729 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2741 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2148 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1959 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $640,528 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sibs eye | 54% | 85 |
| #2 | mynthon | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | Maikkari | 48% | 87 |
| #4 | kurkel | 46% | 193 |
| #5 | Tallipäällikkö Kuoppakyy 3.3t | 43% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tallipäällikkö Kuoppakyy 3.3t | 43% | 99 |
| #6 | urbanurger | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | Ahvostin | 41% | 100 |
| #8 | RegeSorsa ":D" | 33% | 15 |
| #9 | Mr.Puffington | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurkel | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | mynthon | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Maikkari | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Tallipäällikkö Kuoppakyy 3.3t | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Mr.Puffington | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurkel | 611 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Maikkari | 416 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | mynthon | 372 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ahvostin | 229 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tallipäällikkö Kuoppakyy 3.3t | 187 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurkel | +2.40 | 70 | 73 |
| #2 | Maikkari | +0.91 | 58 | 84 |
| #3 | Maindi | +0.53 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | urbanurger | +0.19 | 65 | 73 |
| #5 | mynthon | -0.59 | 61 | 69 |





