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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 768 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5683 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5969 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7025 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5133 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,603,798 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jeuls | 39% | 303 |
| #10 | Stabby Charly | 37% | 298 |
| #11 | Roeinr | 33% | 123 |
| #12 | José Mové | 30% | 94 |
| #13 | Wombat | 27% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ouawa | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | (Pro$TY) | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Stabby Charly | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | jeuls | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lili* | 10 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wyatt | +2.32 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | jeuls | +1.32 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Sweetie | +1.05 | 50 | 40 |
| #4 | sKaL | +0.78 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | Lili* | +0.11 | 59 | 52 |





