








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Faceit | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16573 | 29% |
| Smokes | 16304 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9629 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 13959 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,663,716 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slayer | 66% | 74 |
| #2 | olpse | 63% | 88 |
| #3 | pantsONfire | 61% | 146 |
| #4 | Geibstar | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | ♥David^ॐ | 56% | 420 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | xK | 56% | 343 |
| #7 | Desi | 54% | 657 |
| #8 | roxtedi | 53% | 116 |
| #9 | BigJimmy(BunBun) | 45% | 154 |
| #10 | LovelyNeon | 43% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Desi | 41 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | ♥David^ॐ | 29 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | xK | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | olpse | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | BigJimmy(BunBun) | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Desi | 1715 | 0.13 | 46 min |
| #2 | ♥David^ॐ | 1692 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #3 | xK | 546 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | roxtedi | 304 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | LovelyNeon | 239 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥David^ॐ | +1.87 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Slayer | +1.59 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | Desi | +1.32 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | xK | +1.16 | 68 | 46 |
| #5 | JONCH | +1.03 | 79 | 72 |





