








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3210 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3313 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3694 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2615 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,150,418 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘️ Wushu_TV | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Steep | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | xillix | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | 2oldtogame | 52% | 67 |
| #5 | BubKay | 43% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Steep | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | xillix | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | 2oldtogame | 52% | 67 |
| #5 | BubKay | 43% | 102 |
| #6 | Frog | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BubKay | 16 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | ☘️ Wushu_TV | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Steep | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Frog | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2oldtogame | 237 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | ☘️ Wushu_TV | 203 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | BubKay | 133 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Steep | 96 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | xillix | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘️ Wushu_TV | +2.37 | 66 | 83 |
| #2 | Steep | +0.97 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Frog | +0.65 | 43 | 59 |
| #4 | Ceebs | +0.63 | 55 | 53 |
| #5 | xillix | -1.12 | 27 | 53 |





