








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 350 matches | ||
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4634 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4763 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4394 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4443 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,055,143 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miggie | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | skews | 49% | 182 |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | 44% | 68 |
| #4 | tapdatass | 44% | 151 |
| #5 | rekrowthgil | 43% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | skews | 49% | 182 |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | 44% | 68 |
| #4 | tapdatass | 44% | 151 |
| #5 | rekrowthgil | 43% | 115 |
| #6 | Megaman | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Megaman | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | tapdatass | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | skews | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | rekrowthgil | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skews | 791 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | tapdatass | 409 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | rekrowthgil | 207 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | MikeyDunkz | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Miggie | 108 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekrowthgil | +2.55 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | MikeyDunkz | +0.70 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | skews | +0.24 | 68 | 80 |
| #4 | faux | -0.07 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | tapdatass | -0.47 | 69 | 70 |





