








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1367 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1491 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1304 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,510 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | akseli | 56% | 88 |
| #8 | ougii | 53% | 144 |
| #9 | Winnie | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | Urbankills | 47% | 30 |
| #11 | Nasse3 | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ougii | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | akseli | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Bara | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Nasse3 | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Urbankills | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ougii | 693 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | Bara | 235 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nasse3 | 139 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pirjo ja neljä koiraa | 120 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | Urbankills | 106 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d-_^ | +3.57 | 98 | 73 |
| #2 | Nasse3 | +3.49 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | BRZR | +2.35 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Urbankills | +1.33 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | akseli | +1.27 | 91 | 45 |





