








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1185 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2699 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1748 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1506 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,279,090 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Winstar | 48% | 71 |
| #9 | panic | 47% | 103 |
| #10 | aerowalk | 45% | 114 |
| #11 | ⍑☈∃∄₨ℍ₦℮⋿ | 43% | 21 |
| #12 | MeaL | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RASCAL | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | aerowalk | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | lll | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | mooreontap | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | NAMELESS | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAMELESS | 1142 | 0.21 | 36 min |
| #2 | RASCAL | 594 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | lll | 538 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #4 | panic | 396 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #5 | aerowalk | 334 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lll | +1.92 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | NAMELESS | +1.57 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | BETELGEUSE | +1.05 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | panic | +0.51 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | RASCAL | +0.32 | 65 | 65 |





