








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1989 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2688 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3067 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2089 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $656,089 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PauLekiNn | 63% | 108 |
| #2 | frizzyB | 62% | 53 |
| #3 | B2K_ | 58% | 193 |
| #4 | testiculuscobolorum | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | L1TTLE | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | frizzyB | 62% | 53 |
| #3 | B2K_ | 58% | 193 |
| #4 | testiculuscobolorum | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | L1TTLE | 57% | 53 |
| #6 | cL | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PauLekiNn | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | B2K_ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | frizzyB | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | L1TTLE | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | cL | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B2K_ | 809 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | PauLekiNn | 620 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #3 | frizzyB | 156 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | L1TTLE | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | testiculuscobolorum | 56 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cube | +1.73 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | cL | +1.34 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | testiculuscobolorum | +1.23 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | PauLekiNn | +0.94 | 70 | 72 |
| #5 | frizzyB | +0.28 | 61 | 64 |





