








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2201 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2783 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1810 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1738 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,648 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RodeoRonni | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | wylffi | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Lo2_leif | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | Wokiie | 48% | 128 |
| #5 | thessin | 47% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The-Ronnibajer | 328 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dam | 213 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lo2_leif | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wokiie | 114 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | thessin | 73 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HolyGuardianAngel | +3.16 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | wylffi | +1.02 | 59 | 35 |
| #3 | The-Ronnibajer | +0.88 | 59 | 72 |
| #4 | RodeoRonni | +0.78 | 52 | 75 |
| #5 | Lo2_leif | -0.28 | 39 | 72 |





