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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,894 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6118 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4544 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4145 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3283 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,620 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | profane | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Pakkis | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | DiuzEr | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | larre | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | All-Seeing Eye | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThNdz | 678 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | DiuzEr | 426 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | profane | 369 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | jEEZER | 220 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #5 | All-Seeing Eye | 165 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talzo | +3.02 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | larre | +2.04 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | DiuzEr | +1.58 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | NATO ♿ DOG :dd | +0.96 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | Bamsuli | +0.86 | 54 | 75 |





