








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9103 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9125 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7876 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7538 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,741,960 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | profane | 57% | 133 |
| #5 | NATO ♿ DOG :dd | 57% | 81 |
| #6 | Pakkis | 52% | 250 |
| #7 | ThNdz | 52% | 275 |
| #8 | YoungRooster | 52% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThNdz | 1204 | 0.20 | 36 min |
| #2 | profane | 435 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Pakkis | 412 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | NATO ♿ DOG :dd | 256 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | YoungRooster | 208 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | larre | +2.13 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Pakkis | +1.81 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | miroq+ | +1.16 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | TESLA©OIL | +0.76 | 60 | 76 |
| #5 | NATO ♿ DOG :dd | +0.73 | 74 | 59 |





