








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,848 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7317 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6193 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7322 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5435 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,137,277 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pakkis | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | TESLA©OIL | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | miroq+ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ThNdz | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | superkoira | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pakkis | +2.05 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | larre | +2.00 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | NATO ♿ DOG :dd | +1.60 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Shivare | +0.71 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | TESLA©OIL | +0.54 | 59 | 75 |





