








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1953 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1657 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 674 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1215 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $209,090 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kmmt | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | spak | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | Doltrax | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | NRGY | 80% | 10 |
| #5 | Boodee | 80% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪ Avid | 64% | 11 |
| #9 | Bernard♛ | 63% | 8 |
| #10 | /MousePads\ | 63% | 8 |
| #11 | _RedZone_ | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | duke | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boodee | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | 'WaterMelonCrusher' | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | kmmt | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | spak | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Bernard♛ | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'WaterMelonCrusher' | 106 | 0.52 | 1 min |
| #2 | _RedZone_ | 75 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | kmmt | 54 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | /MousePads\ | 49 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #5 | Boodee | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NRGY | +8.92 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Boodee | +4.27 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | kmmt | +3.25 | 91 | 38 |
| #4 | spak | +2.50 | 89 | 50 |
| #5 | _RedZone_ | +2.17 | 86 | 63 |





