








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2126 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1615 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1303 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1463 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,155 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Retaliate_ | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | /MousePads\ | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | RaZ3M | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | ProXimity | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Itachi Versace | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | /MousePads\ | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | RaZ3M | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | ProXimity | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Itachi Versace | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | duke | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /MousePads\ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duke | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | /MousePads\ | 121 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | Itachi Versace | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | _Retaliate_ | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | RaZ3M | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _RedZone_ | +3.61 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | _Retaliate_ | +3.25 | 76 | 35 |
| #3 | Itachi Versace | +1.38 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | RaZ3M | +0.47 | 85 | 51 |
| #5 | duke | +0.19 | 82 | 49 |





