








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 873 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1181 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1373 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 903 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,463 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERSAHNIG | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Presl | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | <PR> SirGu .at | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | burnie | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | ROCKET[AVA] | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <PR> SirGu .at | 123 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Klimbim | 116 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | ROCKET[AVA] | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | burnie | 100 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | C3dril | 87 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnie | +2.18 | 78 | 82 |
| #2 | fuffenz | +1.64 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | ROCKET[AVA] | +1.60 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | SUPERSAHNIG | +1.45 | 89 | 75 |
| #5 | <PR> SirGu .at | +1.45 | 77 | 75 |





