








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1246 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1577 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2205 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1349 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,015 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROCKET[AVA] | 67% | 39 |
| #2 | Presl | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | UnGustl | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | miniment | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | JimmyFloid | 50% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | <PR> SirGu .at | 50% | 122 |
| #7 | burnie | 44% | 54 |
| #8 | cBlack | 43% | 67 |
| #9 | SUPERSAHNIG | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | C3dril | 35% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <PR> SirGu .at | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | JimmyFloid | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Presl | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | C3dril | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | burnie | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnie | 338 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | <PR> SirGu .at | 334 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Presl | 204 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | C3dril | 199 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | JimmyFloid | 155 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3dril | +2.79 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | burnie | +2.08 | 79 | 80 |
| #3 | <PR> SirGu .at | +1.91 | 80 | 77 |
| #4 | ROCKET[AVA] | +1.52 | 71 | 77 |
| #5 | miniment | +0.50 | 83 | 66 |





