








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9063 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7258 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3336 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5751 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,537 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meatismurda | 915 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | fuffenz | 523 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | Lugnet | 387 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | ✪ Blackburn | 288 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Still Ill | 281 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Blackburn | +5.06 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | fuffenz | +2.42 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | Buschgesbenst #RIP Rippi | +2.36 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | ynck | +2.26 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | bob | +2.17 | 75 | 59 |





