








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 167 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8795 | 15% |
| Smokes | 21149 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 17176 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 13211 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,885,608 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | HarryHamster | 49% | 153 |
| #19 | Justluck8 | 49% | 143 |
| #20 | Akki | 46% | 248 |
| #21 | RiJin | 46% | 164 |
| #22 | SaToX | 40% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TԋҽRιɳG | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Ken0 | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | .teil | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Akki | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Sir Arthur Harris, 1st Baronet | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hard | 584 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | t00kie | 457 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | MɅXIMVS MIKE | 392 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Justluck8 | 349 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Fr0zen | 343 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lagwag y | +1.50 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | HarryHamster | +1.42 | 50 | 49 |
| #3 | Josh 未来 | +1.38 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | KungFuKalle | +1.11 | 42 | 61 |
| #5 | TURBOPRINZ | +1.06 | 58 | 64 |





