








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7411 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6258 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3387 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5531 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,061 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viaschivan | 52% | 240 |
| #2 | N3um30 | 52% | 372 |
| #3 | LuNat1C | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | aim4 | 50% | 229 |
| #5 | MrGamejunky | 49% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LuNat1C | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | aim4 | 50% | 229 |
| #5 | MrGamejunky | 49% | 130 |
| #6 | black ^:D | 49% | 43 |
| #7 | Snajaa | 45% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3um30 | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | aim4 | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | MrGamejunky | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Viaschivan | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | LuNat1C | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3um30 | 1258 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #2 | aim4 | 1201 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #3 | Viaschivan | 775 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #4 | MrGamejunky | 342 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | LuNat1C | 274 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNat1C | +2.38 | 78 | 76 |
| #2 | MrGamejunky | +1.00 | 74 | 76 |
| #3 | N3um30 | +0.13 | 58 | 75 |
| #4 | aim4 | +0.04 | 48 | 80 |
| #5 | [D] [M] [W] | -0.13 | 44 | 76 |





