








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8646 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5058 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3756 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4916 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,301,489 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNat1C | 53% | 66 |
| #2 | Viaschivan | 51% | 173 |
| #3 | N3um30 | 51% | 217 |
| #4 | [D] [M] [W] | 50% | 229 |
| #5 | MrGamejunky | 50% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | N3um30 | 51% | 217 |
| #4 | [D] [M] [W] | 50% | 229 |
| #5 | MrGamejunky | 50% | 96 |
| #6 | black ^:D | 42% | 43 |
| #7 | Snajaa | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [D] [M] [W] | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Viaschivan | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | MrGamejunky | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | N3um30 | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | LuNat1C | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [D] [M] [W] | 1289 | 0.26 | 31 min |
| #2 | N3um30 | 757 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | Viaschivan | 570 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | LuNat1C | 291 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | MrGamejunky | 274 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNat1C | +2.28 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | MrGamejunky | +0.75 | 73 | 77 |
| #3 | Snajaa | +0.41 | 68 | 76 |
| #4 | aim4 | +0.20 | 53 | 77 |
| #5 | N3um30 | -0.10 | 58 | 76 |





