








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4052 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3160 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1868 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3520 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,219,820 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNat1C | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | MrGamejunky | 53% | 91 |
| #3 | [D] [M] [W] | 52% | 240 |
| #4 | aim4 | 51% | 173 |
| #5 | N3um30 | 51% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | [D] [M] [W] | 52% | 240 |
| #4 | aim4 | 51% | 173 |
| #5 | N3um30 | 51% | 236 |
| #6 | Snajaa | 41% | 61 |
| #7 | black ^:D | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aim4 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | N3um30 | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | MrGamejunky | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | [D] [M] [W] | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Snajaa | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [D] [M] [W] | 1269 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | aim4 | 959 | 0.26 | 27 min |
| #3 | N3um30 | 824 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #4 | MrGamejunky | 251 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | LuNat1C | 239 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNat1C | +2.06 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | MrGamejunky | +1.25 | 74 | 77 |
| #3 | aim4 | +0.20 | 45 | 80 |
| #4 | N3um30 | +0.06 | 58 | 75 |
| #5 | Snajaa | +0.02 | 69 | 73 |





