








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5103 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6266 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5904 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5565 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,379,528 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p3ttS | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | Photo | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | Lennon | 53% | 215 |
| #4 | reddy | 52% | 253 |
| #5 | Holocene | 52% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Atum | 50% | 111 |
| #9 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | 48% | 120 |
| #10 | Bidet | 48% | 147 |
| #11 | SnooZe Airlines | 47% | 173 |
| #12 | GabdaG | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holocene | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | SnooZe Airlines | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Lennon | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Bidet | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | reddy | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holocene | 974 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | Lennon | 890 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #3 | reddy | 700 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #4 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | 620 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #5 | SnooZe Airlines | 437 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennon | +5.46 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | +1.44 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | Sketchy | +0.78 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | Gza | +0.53 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | Photo | +0.28 | 64 | 68 |





