








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8167 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5382 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5520 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6742 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,147 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennon | 56% | 138 |
| #2 | Bidet | 54% | 146 |
| #3 | reddy | 52% | 211 |
| #4 | Gza | 52% | 283 |
| #5 | w1cked | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | w1cked | 51% | 39 |
| #6 | SnooZe Airlines | 47% | 115 |
| #7 | GabdaG | 44% | 86 |
| #8 | Atum | 43% | 90 |
| #9 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnooZe Airlines | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Bidet | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | reddy | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Lennon | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Gza | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddy | 628 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | Lennon | 550 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | Gza | 498 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | GabdaG | 314 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | SnooZe Airlines | 311 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennon | +6.08 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | w1cked | +2.23 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | Gza | +0.74 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | +0.58 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | Atum | -0.55 | 54 | 60 |





