








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3219 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2515 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4523 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3089 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,698 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sdo | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Thomas Shelby | 62% | 149 |
| #3 | Payru | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | CHRiSTPH | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | lil mugga | 60% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CHRiSTPH | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | lil mugga | 60% | 90 |
| #6 | SmartAsSuperman | 52% | 27 |
| #7 | ✿ kuroyushi Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | sideSWIPE | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas Shelby | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | lil mugga | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Payru | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas Shelby | 197 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | lil mugga | 193 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | sideSWIPE | 85 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | CHRiSTPH | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✿ kuroyushi Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ | 68 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmartAsSuperman | +2.31 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Thomas Shelby | +1.93 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | sideSWIPE | +1.91 | 90 | 65 |
| #4 | katalyst der Gott | +1.32 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | Payru | -0.12 | 82 | 54 |





