








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3999 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6963 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7263 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4657 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,812,738 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickey | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | jbl | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | ForceONE | 50% | 236 |
| #4 | AffenSalat | 46% | 69 |
| #5 | Peeetmanski | 46% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ForceONE | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Peeetmanski | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | jbl | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | kS 24 | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Deagleberg | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ForceONE | 1109 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | Peeetmanski | 654 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #3 | jbl | 365 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rickey | 225 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | AffenSalat | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickey | +1.62 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | ForceONE | +1.47 | 52 | 83 |
| #3 | jbl | +0.72 | 48 | 72 |
| #4 | Peeetmanski | +0.67 | 33 | 68 |
| #5 | incendi | +0.25 | 48 | 61 |





