








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 420 | 22% |
| Smokes | 625 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 223 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 631 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $205,810 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PCL : | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Kyo* | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | syz | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Pingo_vn | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | xpRim | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KAYMAAKjjang | 48% | 40 |
| #8 | djiKON | 44% | 18 |
| #9 | hY0LOf | 42% | 31 |
| #10 | 梁WEILONG | 42% | 31 |
| #11 | NOLLANevi | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAYMAAKjjang | 181 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 132 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | hY0LOf | 108 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | 梁WEILONG | 92 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | djiKON | 62 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAYMAAKjjang | +2.64 | 62 | 77 |
| #2 | xpRim | +2.33 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | syz | +1.85 | 80 | 87 |
| #4 | PCL : | +0.98 | 61 | 48 |
| #5 | Kyo* | +0.60 | 92 | 66 |





