








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 557 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 228 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7561 | 20% |
| Smokes | 8287 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 13344 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 8362 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,722,277 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manisha Penguin | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | Vi$ | 56% | 94 |
| #3 | RaBBiT | 53% | 93 |
| #4 | Co1t | 53% | 116 |
| #5 | baller | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | baller | 53% | 80 |
| #6 | deadman | 51% | 77 |
| #7 | majunga | 50% | 183 |
| #8 | Div | 50% | 60 |
| #9 | Optimus__Prime | 46% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majunga | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | baller | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Vi$ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Div | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Manisha Penguin | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Optimus__Prime | 401 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | RaBBiT | 321 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Manisha Penguin | 300 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Co1t | 290 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | majunga | 242 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manisha Penguin | +1.73 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Jadibuti | +0.83 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | deadman | +0.64 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | Div | +0.19 | 55 | 65 |
| #5 | Co1t | +0.04 | 73 | 58 |





