








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15316 | 33% |
| Smokes | 11401 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10959 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8976 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,091,307 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reaper | 53% | 72 |
| #2 | WhiTe sPy | 52% | 227 |
| #3 | CryBabyJohn | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | slayrisk | 51% | 177 |
| #5 | Saalvo | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CryBabyJohn | +3.09 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Saalvo | +1.71 | 63 | 73 |
| #3 | WhiTe sPy | +1.45 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | slayrisk | +0.18 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | Jadibuti | -0.06 | 55 | 61 |





