








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1373 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1155 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1717 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 998 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,559 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robby1 | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | benZ | 76% | 41 |
| #3 | ✪ Danski | 74% | 31 |
| #4 | sherps | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | SalmO | 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akin | 477 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | tiny baby | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | damms | 179 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | dxn- | 176 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Danski | 115 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robby1 | +4.71 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | benZ | +3.20 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | sherps | +2.76 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | decko | +2.71 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | Cluts | +1.53 | 56 | 63 |





