








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7214 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4764 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7562 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8745 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,746 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Provable | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | akin | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | dumbazz | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Provable | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | akin | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | dumbazz | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akin | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | dumbazz | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akin | 268 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Provable | 84 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | dumbazz | 22 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akin | +2.49 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ Danski | +2.42 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | Provable | +2.22 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | dumbazz | +2.04 | 86 | 27 |





